Cold Feet Proved To Be My Downfall
All through this winter, I have suffered from cold feet. No matter what I try, wether it’s thermal socks or sit on top of the log burner, I just can’t warm up my old plates of meat (feet)! A few people suggested real lambswool slippers or some thermal lined softee boots, but the price of these things are really prohibitive, especially for a skinflint like me.
Two For One
That’s when I found the Two Feet Slipper Bootee on Ebay. It seemed the ideal solution to my cold feet problem. You put both feet in, it’s lined with furry stuff and above all, it’s really cheap. In fact, there was an offer of buy one get one free which was too good to miss. Having two pairs of these slipper boots, I can keep them by the fireplace when I go out and should anyone break in, they’ll surely be frightened away by thinking there must be a huge guy that lives here!!
Feeling Nice & Toasty
I placed my order and within a couple of days my new ‘double footsie tootsie warmers’ arrived. Initially, I was very pleased with them. They felt good and seemed to keep both feet warm. Looked like my days of cold feet were over. Feeling nice and toasty I sat back in my chair and relaxed. However, I hadn’t thought everything through.
Back To Cold Feet
It must have been an hour or so later when the telephone rang. Yes, we still have a landline. I jumped out of my chair and went to make my way over to the phone. Of course, in my haste, the only place I went was flat on my face!! What a shocker. Slipper bootee may have kept my feet warm, but the pain coming from within now my body had been slammed to the floor was immense. Let alone my dented pride! So for now, it’s back to cold feet.
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